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Grandfather, tell my a story! All right, go and get your storybook No, no, not one of those, a real story! A real story? Yes, tell me about when you were a boy Well, then, I shall have to take you back with me A long way in time... It was my thirteenth year on a cold winter's day As I walked through the enchanted forest I heard the sound of horses, and men at arms I felt compelled to walk on And find the place of these sounds And when the forest did clear I was standing on a hill Before me the armies of the worlds standing, waiting I thought to myself For whom or for what are they waiting? Suddenly a gust of wind came up From the north there appeared a lone rider, holding a sword of steel Then from the south came another, bearing a battle ax From the east came a third holding a spiked club And finally from the west, a rider who wielded a great hammer of war With them came their soldiers of death Followed by an army of immortals They were few in number But the look in their eyes told all who beheld them That they would leave this day only in victory or death And there was a great silence... My heart began to pound Storm clouds filled the sky with darkness Rain came and the four winds blew with such anger That I held fast to a tree I watched the four riders raise their weapons into the air Without warning, screaming their war cry They led the attack, down to the battle they rode They met the armies of the world with a mighty clash! I could feel the ground shake The earth drank much blood that day Each of the four, was unto himself A whirlwind of doom! When the smoke did clear, many thousands were dead There was much blood and gore Their bodies lay broken and scattered across the battlefield Like brown leaves blown by the wind And I saw the four ride together to the top of the hill While below them the soldiers of death assembled All those who would now swear allegiance to them And the four spoke the words Of the warrior's prayer Gods of war I call you, my sword is by my side I seek a life of honor, free from all false pride I will crack the whip with a bold mighty hail Cover me with death if I should ever fail Glory, majesty, unity, hail, hail, hail And as I stood and looked on I heard the armies of the world hail them without end And their voices of victory Carried long and far throughout the land! Well, that's it, did you like the story? Yeah, it was great! Oh good, I'm glad, now off to bed with you Grandfather? Yes? Who were those four men? Who were they? They were the metal kings! 

 

Hola hijos del TRUENOO Bienvenidos a destripando la historia Con PASCU Y RODRI Hoy os vamos a hablar del mito del Dios THOR

Largos cabellos, Poder colosal Su barba rojiza, es un Dios del metal

Thor, Dios del trueno, de la humanidad Odín es su padre y vive en Asgard

Su destino es morir en Ragnarök Dando muerte a Jörmundgander

Tiene dos cabras que viajan con el Las come y resucita usando su poder

Con su martillo no puede fallar Y más de una vez se ha dejado engañar

Un gigante una vez se lo robó

Loki y Thor, id a encontrarlo! (Vamos)

Se vistieron de novia y criada Para así al gigante engañar Y en la recepción se come un buey Haciendo sospechar al rey

No creo que seas mujer...

Tranquilo gran señor, es que está un poco ansiosa por la boda

Mmmm... Bueno....

Sí, son cosas suyas

Eh... Casémonos, sujeta este martillo que le robé a Thor

¿Se lo robaste a Thor?

¡Sí!

Pues tiene gracia... porque YO SOY THOOOOOOOOOOR ¡NADIE ME ROBA MI MARTIIIILLOOOOOO!

Junto con Loki más viajes realizó

Marchan a Jötunheim para sembrar terror

Udgarda les recibe Si no os queréis zurrar Tendréis que demostrar que vuestra fama es real

Loki fue derrotado en ver quien comía más Thor intentó beberse un cuerno que no acababa jamás Le retaron a levantar un gato pero solo pudo con una pata Y se enfrentó a una vieja a la que no pudo mover

Derrotados regresan a su hogar Pero Udgarda les detiene

Dioses me habéis sorprendido Os he intentado engañar Con mi magia todo lo cambié Con gran poder os enfrenté Oídme y lo explicaré

Loki luchó contra el fuego Thor casi se bebe el mar Ese gato es Jörmundgander y la vieja es la muerte

¡Maldito, te voy a matar! TE REVIENTHOOOOOOOOR UUUUUUUGHHHH DONDE NARICES SE HA METIDOOOO? Tio, no te vuelvas Loki

Quedan miles de historias sobre Thor Que no caben en esta cancióoon

Si sufres ataques violentos Recuerda que tu no eres Thor El es un Dios y tu noo Toma tu medicacióoon.

SOA

Ridin' through this world
All alone
God takes your soul
You're on your own

The crow flies straight
A perfect line
On the devil's path
Until you die

This life is short
Baby that's a fact
Better live it right
You ain't comin' back

Gotta raise some hell
Before they take you down
Gotta live this life

Gotta look this world
In the eye
Gotta live this life
Till you die

You better have soul
Nothin' less
Cause when it's business time
It's life or death

The king is dead
But life goes on
Don't lose your head
When a deal goes down

Better keep your eye
On the road ahead
Gotta live this life

Gotta look this world
In the eye
Gotta live this life
Till you die

Songwriters
CURTIS STIGERS, KURT SUTTER, BOB THIELE, DAVID KUSHNER

 

 

Soy máster-jugador desde que tenía 8 años. jode,que viejo soy ;P

The pictures tell the story
This life has many shades
Id wake up every morning and before Id start each day
Id take a drag from last nights cigarette
That smoldered in its tray
Down a little something and then be on my way
I traveled far and wide
And laid this head in many ports
I was guided by a compass
I saw beauty to the north
I drew the tales of many lives
And wore the faces of my own
I had these memories all around me
So I wouldnt be alone
Some may be from showing up
Others are from growing up
Sometimes I was so messed up and didnt have a clue
I aint winning no one over
I wear it just for you
Ive got your name written here
In a rose tattoo
In a rose tattoo
In a rose tattoo
Ive got your name written here
In a rose tattoo
This ones for the mighty sea
Mischief, gold and piracy
This ones for the man that raised me
Taught me sacrifice and bravery
This ones for our favorite game
Black and gold, we wave the flag
This ones for my family name
With pride I wear it to the grave
Some may be from showing up
Others are from growing up
Sometimes I was so messed up and didnt have a clue
I ain't winning no one over
I wear it just for you
Ive got your name written here
In a rose tattoo
In a rose tattoo
In a rose tattoo
Ive got your name written here,
In a rose tattoo
In a rose tattoo
In a rose tattoo
Ive got your name written here
In a rose tattoo
This one means the most to me
Stays here for eternity
A ship that always stays the course
An anchor for my every choice
A rose that shines down from above
I signed and sealed these words in blood
I heard them once, sung in a song
It played again and we sang along
Youll always be there with me
Even if youre gone
Youll always have my love
Our memory will live on
Some may be from showing up
Others are from growing up
Sometimes I was so messed up and didnt have a clue
I ain't winning no one over
I wear it just for you
Ive got your name written here
In a rose tattoo
In a rose tattoo
In a rose tattoo
Ive got your name written here,
In a rose tattoo
In a rose tattoo
In a rose tattoo
With pride Ill wear it to the grave for you
In a rose tattoo
In a rose tattoo
Ive got your name written here,
In a rose tattoo
In a rose tattoo
In a rose tattoo
Signed and sealed in blood I would die for you

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Antitribu Malky: Oh dear Gods why can't they see that the way and the light and all things good and pure and all the heavens and hell and all things bad and all things that bleed and every star and every worm and you and me--why can't they see that we are all of us the same? And we are all destruction. Yes...destruction...

 

 

Master nuestro, que estás tras la pantalla,

 santificado sea tu Dado;

 venga a nosotros tu Historia;

hágase tu voluntad en RPW como en el chat.

 Danos hoy nuestros PX de cada día;

 perdona nuestros Criticos,

como también nosotros perdonamos a los que nos lo hacen;

 no nos dejes caer en los modulos, y líbranos de las pifias.

Amén.

-El enemigo soy yo, porque aún sé pensar. Me gusta leer, me gusta la libertad de expresión y la libertad de elección. Me gusta sentarme en una tasca grasienta y plantearme que hago, ¿me tomo el filetón o el especial de chuletas a la barbacoa con ración de patatas fritas? Quiero un alto colesterol. Quiero comer jamón y mantequilla y salchichas al queso. Quiero fumarme un habano gigante en la sección de no fumadores. Quiero correr por las calles desnudo con el cuerpo untado en gelatina color verde leyendo la revista play-boy.
¿Porqué? Porque a lo mejor de pronto me entran ganas de hacerlo, ¿vale?
Yo he visto el futuro ¿y sabéis lo que es? Es una virgen de 47 años con un pijama color beis que se toma un batido de pera y canta: soy una salchicha oscar mayer.-

 

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